====== Everyone is Useful ====== To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lUgO-T_bAU|Everyone's a hero from Dr Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog]] Francesco: It’s certainly a presumption\\ Begging just to eat\\ I suppose if knew consumption.\\ Then this hunger you could defeat\\ So you wonder what your part is\\ ‘cause you’re homeless and depressed\\ But there’s power where your heart is\\ That potential’s in your chest\\ Everyone is useful in their own way\\ Everyone’s got potential I can embrace\\ They’re not as cool as me\\ But folks, you know it’s fine to know your place\\ Everyone is useful in their own way\\ Even if it’s just for their heart\\ So I thank my fiancee, Penny\\ (by which I mean Armand)\\ He showed me there’s so many\\ Different powers to demand\\ There’s political alliance\\ There’s pretending to be kind\\ But why should I take the chance\\ When I could control their minds\\ Everyone is useful in their own way\\ Everyone’s got something I can use\\ Get up, while you still have some breath\\ Especially that girl – she smells like death\\ Everyone’s important in their own way\\ You and you and mostly me and you\\ I’m Acryn’s new Godling\\ And I’ll find them down and out\\ I really don’t care\\ If they’re a bunch of power hungry louts\\ Everyone is useful in their own way\\ Everyone has something they can give\\ I don’t care who I offend\\ I’ll live as I want to live, and then ascend\\ Everyone is useful in their own way\\ Everyone is useful in their way\\ MINIONS: \\ We’re special too\\ We’re useful to you\\ We’re special too\\ {{tag>"everyone is useful" fic}}