====== She Was There ======
**(Minor) SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**\\
To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5DMchdhAQ|He Was There]]\\

Set before [[resources:adventure:matters_of_trade|Matters of Trade]]

//May contain exaggerations of Simon's backstory//

**Simon:** I was a poor starving street urchin\\
Only eating twice a week\\
Getting tossed out of every building I go near\\
**Armand:** Oh dear.

And Penny brought me to the church in\\
Which Traitors favour they do seek,\\
And they taught me I don't have to live in fear!\\
**Armand:** Wait. What?

**Simon:** She was there!\\
She was there!\\
Life doesn't have to be unfair\\
With her sweet, loving care\\
She was there!\\
**Armand:** Got to be kidding me.\\

**Simon:** I was carried off by slavers\\
Where my parents died of pox\\
And they sold me to be rendered into goo\\
**Armand:** Ew!

**Simon:** But penny did me two favours\\
First she cleaned their freaking clocks\\
Then she showed me that the Traitor's way is true!\\
**Armand:** She told you what?!

**Simon:** She was there!\\
She was there!\\
Random backflip in the air!\\
Yeah!

So much more...\\
Love to spare...\\
Such a gem!\\
Such a--\\
**Armand:** Stop!

She's the worst of all the Cargans\\
That smug and selfish jerk\\
She treats the traitor church thing like a fad\\
**Simon:** So sad.

**Armand:** First, her ego's out of hand\\
And her annoying little smirk\\
And who doesn't know the traitor church is bad!\\
**Simon:** What? No!

She was there!\\
**Armand:** I don't care!\\
**Simon:** She was--\\
**Armand:** I really do not care!

**Simon:** Sweet and kind\\
**Armand:** Au contraire!\\
**Simon:** She's a saint!\\
**Armand:** Not a prayer!

Nasty and cold-hearted\\
Such a pig, don't get me started

She's a schmuck!\\
She's a schmo!\\
She's the worst!\\
I should know!\\
She's a traitor!\\
How I hate her!\\
...\\
She's right behind me. Isn't she?






{{tag>"she was there" fic}}