====== What's This ====== A filk of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPblZa10_Pk|'What's this' from The Nightmare Before Christmas]] What’s this? What’s this?\\ There’s Traitors everywhere\\ What’s this?\\ I can’t help but despair\\ What’s this?\\ Oh Leader help me\\ In this time of need\\ When I don’t even have a payer\\ What’s this?\\ What’s this? What’s this?\\ I thought the church dissolved\\ What’s this?\\ The problem was resolved\\ What’s this?\\ Acryn is hiding\\ Darkness underneath it\\ With its underbelly blackened\\ How could this have even happened\\ What is this?\\ What’s this?\\ There are priests worshipping Traitors\\ Instead of the good word\\ And in the founders names\\ I must protest, this is absurd\\ They treat her like a martyr\\ When she speaks nothing but lies\\ This woman who betrayed us is\\ Everything I despise\\ Oh, Lord\\ What’s this?\\ There’s people in control, they scheme,\\ And come up with a plan, re-formed\\ They’re building-up the church again to glory\\ No wait they knocked it down to size?\\ What’s this?\\ What’s this?\\ In here, an alter I can see, how strange\\ That they should bring me here\\ And why?\\ They’re telling me all kinds of secret things\\ They’ve got me wrapped in all their strings\\ It looks like I have got them fooled\\ But wait before the trail has cooled\\ What have I done\\ What have I done\\ Oh, will I leave this place alive\\ What’s this?\\ Oh my, what now?\\ They’ve given me a guide\\ Some help, to curb the church's way\\ Not hard, I simply need to trust the Leader\\ And to see the only way to intercede\\ And stop all of this madness\\ What’s this?\\ I’m in over my head\\ And while my plans falling apart\\ I can’t lose sight of all my goals\\ I know deep in my heart\\ The Leader wouldn’t send me\\ If I wasn’t strong enough\\ But still I pray that they\\ Can’t see through my big double bluff\\ The Traitor Church\\ I’ve found it now with some research\\ And while I’m deeper than I thought\\ This plan I made so long ago is firming up\\ I simply cannot give it up\\ I want it, oh, I want it,\\ Oh, I want it to be done\\ She’s got to go\\ She’s got to go\\ And this new church that I have found\\ What is this?\\ The Civil Service…\\ {{tag>"whats this" fic}}