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====== She Was There ====== | ====== She Was There ====== | ||
- | **SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**// | + | **(Minor) SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**\\ |
- | To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5DMchdhAQ|He Was There]] | + | To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5DMchdhAQ|He Was There]]\\ |
Set before [[resources:adventure:matters_of_trade|Matters of Trade]] | Set before [[resources:adventure:matters_of_trade|Matters of Trade]] | ||
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+ | //May contain exaggerations of Simon's backstory// | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Simon:** I was a poor starving street urchin\\ | ||
+ | Only eating twice a week\\ | ||
+ | Getting tossed out of every building I go near\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Oh dear. | ||
+ | |||
+ | And Penny brought me to the church in\\ | ||
+ | Which Traitors favour they do seek,\\ | ||
+ | And they taught me I don't have to live in fear!\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Wait. What? | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Simon:** She was there!\\ | ||
+ | She was there!\\ | ||
+ | Life doesn't have to be unfair\\ | ||
+ | With her sweet, loving care\\ | ||
+ | She was there!\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Got to be kidding me.\\ | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Simon:** I was carried off by slavers\\ | ||
+ | Where my parents died of pox\\ | ||
+ | And they sold me to be rendered into goo\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Ew! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Simon:** But penny did me two favours\\ | ||
+ | First she cleaned their freaking clocks\\ | ||
+ | Then she showed me that the Traitor's way is true!\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** She told you what?! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Simon:** She was there!\\ | ||
+ | She was there!\\ | ||
+ | Random backflip in the air!\\ | ||
+ | Yeah! | ||
+ | |||
+ | So much more...\\ | ||
+ | Love to spare...\\ | ||
+ | Such a gem!\\ | ||
+ | Such a--\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Stop! | ||
+ | |||
+ | She's the worst of all the Cargans\\ | ||
+ | That smug and selfish jerk\\ | ||
+ | She treats the traitor church thing like a fad\\ | ||
+ | **Simon:** So sad. | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Armand:** First, her ego's out of hand\\ | ||
+ | And her annoying little smirk\\ | ||
+ | And who doesn't know the traitor church is bad!\\ | ||
+ | **Simon:** What? No! | ||
+ | |||
+ | She was there!\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** I don't care!\\ | ||
+ | **Simon:** She was--\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** I really do not care! | ||
+ | |||
+ | **Simon:** Sweet and kind\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Au contraire!\\ | ||
+ | **Simon:** She's a saint!\\ | ||
+ | **Armand:** Not a prayer! | ||
+ | |||
+ | Nasty and cold-hearted\\ | ||
+ | Such a pig, don't get me started | ||
+ | |||
+ | She's a schmuck!\\ | ||
+ | She's a schmo!\\ | ||
+ | She's the worst!\\ | ||
+ | I should know!\\ | ||
+ | She's a traitor!\\ | ||
+ | How I hate her!\\ | ||
+ | ...\\ | ||
+ | She's right behind me. Isn't she? | ||
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