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| ====== She Was There ====== | ====== She Was There ====== | ||
| - | **SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**\\ | + | **(Minor) SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**\\ |
| To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5DMchdhAQ|He Was There]]\\ | To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5DMchdhAQ|He Was There]]\\ | ||
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| //May contain exaggerations of Simon's backstory// | //May contain exaggerations of Simon's backstory// | ||
| - | **Simon:** I was starving in the poorhouse\\ | + | **Simon:** I was a poor starving street urchin\\ |
| - | Where they fed us twice a year\\ | + | Only eating twice a week\\ |
| - | And they tossed me at the door, I asked for more\\ | + | Getting tossed out of every building I go near\\ |
| - | **Armand:** Aw. | + | **Armand:** Oh dear. |
| - | And your dad brought me to your house\\ | + | And Penny brought me to the church in\\ |
| - | And he gave me bread and beer\\ | + | Which Traitors favour they do seek,\\ |
| - | Also everything you left here in your drawer!\\ | + | And they taught me I don't have to live in fear!\\ |
| **Armand:** Wait. What? | **Armand:** Wait. What? | ||
| - | **Simon:** He was there!\\ | + | **Simon:** She was there!\\ |
| - | He was there!\\ | + | She was there!\\ |
| - | Gave me all your underwear\\ | + | Life doesn't have to be unfair\\ |
| - | With his sweet, loving care\\ | + | With her sweet, loving care\\ |
| - | He was there!\\ | + | She was there!\\ |
| **Armand:** Got to be kidding me.\\ | **Armand:** Got to be kidding me.\\ | ||
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| **Armand:** Ew! | **Armand:** Ew! | ||
| - | **Simon:** Then your dad did me two favors\\ | + | **Simon:** But penny did me two favours\\ |
| - | First he cleaned their freaking clocks\\ | + | First she cleaned their freaking clocks\\ |
| - | Then he gave me all the gear he gave to you!\\ | + | Then she showed me that the Traitor's way is true!\\ |
| - | **Armand:** Hey, that's my favorite hat! | + | **Armand:** She told you what?! |
| - | **Simon:** He was there!\\ | + | **Simon:** She was there!\\ |
| - | He was there!\\ | + | She was there!\\ |
| Random backflip in the air!\\ | Random backflip in the air!\\ | ||
| Yeah! | Yeah! | ||
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| **Armand:** Stop! | **Armand:** Stop! | ||
| - | I was practically abandoned\\ | + | She's the worst of all the Cargans\\ |
| - | By that smug and selfish jerk\\ | + | That smug and selfish jerk\\ |
| - | It's like nothing that I did was quite enough\\ | + | She treats the traitor church thing like a fad\\ |
| - | King Richard: That's rough. | + | **Simon:** So sad. |
| - | **Armand:** First, his ego's out of hand\\ | + | **Armand:** First, her ego's out of hand\\ |
| - | And all he cares about is work\\ | + | And her annoying little smirk\\ |
| - | And I can't believe he gave you all my stuff!\\ | + | And who doesn't know the traitor church is bad!\\ |
| **Simon:** What? No! | **Simon:** What? No! | ||
| - | Kids: He was there!\\ | + | She was there!\\ |
| - | **Armand:** Never there!\\ | + | **Armand:** I don't care!\\ |
| - | **Simon:** He was--\\ | + | **Simon:** She was--\\ |
| - | **Armand:** Never, ever there! | + | **Armand:** I really do not care! |
| **Simon:** Sweet and kind\\ | **Simon:** Sweet and kind\\ | ||
| **Armand:** Au contraire!\\ | **Armand:** Au contraire!\\ | ||
| - | **Simon:** He's a saint!\\ | + | **Simon:** She's a saint!\\ |
| **Armand:** Not a prayer! | **Armand:** Not a prayer! | ||
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| Such a pig, don't get me started | Such a pig, don't get me started | ||
| - | He's a schmuck!\\ | + | She's a schmuck!\\ |
| - | He's a schmo!\\ | + | She's a schmo!\\ |
| - | He's the worst!\\ | + | She's the worst!\\ |
| I should know!\\ | I should know!\\ | ||
| - | He's my dad!\\ | + | She's a traitor!\\ |
| - | He's a cad!\\ | + | How I hate her!\\ |
| ...\\ | ...\\ | ||
| - | He's right behind me. Isn't he? | + | She's right behind me. Isn't she? |
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