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====== Maybe You're Not the Worst Thing Ever ======

A filk of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLYiyK7uqUE|Maybe You're Not the Worst Thing Ever]] from Galavant. 

**Armand**: You’re brash and you’re annoying,\\
I cringe with every word. \\
**Emily**: Your obsession with your cousin\\
Is really quite absurd. \\
**Both**: But when I see you fighting \\
In battle undeterred,\\
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever. \\


**Emily**: You whine like a small baby, \\
A spoiled little brat. \\
**Armand**: I’ll think I like you – maybe - \\
But then I’ll say: screw that! \\
**Both**: And then we try to argue,\\
But our arguments fall flat. \\
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever! \\


**Emily**: You’re worse than flux.\\
**Armand**: Worse than Traitors.\\
Worse than Henry’s taste. \\
**Emily**: But let’s discuss\\
**Both**: How all the world hates both of us!\\
Ahhhhh…. \\


**Armand**: You’re pointlessly demanding,\\
**Emily**: Elitist to a ‘t’! \\
**Armand**: I doubt I can discourage you\\
From patronising me. \\
**Emily**: And though you’re really awful,\\
**Both**: It’s like a guarantee! \\
Could we be friends? Wait no! … Whatever. \\
Maybe you’re not the worst thing ever. \\

{{tag>"worst thing ever" fic}}

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