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 ====== She Was There ======
-**SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**\\
+**(Minor) SPOILERS for Galavant 2.6**\\
 To the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj5DMchdhAQ|He Was There]]\\
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 //May contain exaggerations of Simon's backstory//
-**Simon:** I was starving in the poorhouse
+**Simon:** I was a poor starving street urchin\\
-Where they fed us twice a year
+Only eating twice a week\\
-And they tossed me at the door, I asked for more
+Getting tossed out of every building I go near\\
-**Armand:** Aw.
+**Armand:** Oh dear.
-And your dad brought me to your house
+And Penny brought me to the church in\\
-And he gave me bread and beer
+Which Traitors favour they do seek,\\
-Also everything you left here in your drawer!
+And they taught me I don't have to live in fear!\\
 **Armand:** Wait. What?
-**Simon:** He was there!
+**Simon:** She was there!\\
-He was there!
+She was there!\\
-Gave me all your underwear
+Life doesn't have to be unfair\\
-With his sweet, loving care
+With her sweet, loving care\\
-He was there!
+She was there!\\
-**Armand:** Got to be kidding me.
+**Armand:** Got to be kidding me.\\
-**Simon:** I was carried off by slavers
+**Simon:** I was carried off by slavers\\
-Where my parents died of pox
+Where my parents died of pox\\
-And they sold me to be rendered into goo
+And they sold me to be rendered into goo\\
 **Armand:** Ew!
-**Simon:** Then your dad did me two favors
+**Simon:** But penny did me two favours\\
-First he cleaned their freaking clocks
+First she cleaned their freaking clocks\\
-Then he gave me all the gear he gave to you!
+Then she showed me that the Traitor's way is true!\\
-**Armand:** Hey, that's my favorite hat!
+**Armand:** She told you what?!
-**Simon:** He was there!
+**Simon:** She was there!\\
-He was there!
+She was there!\\
-Random backflip in the air!
+Random backflip in the air!\\
 Yeah!
-So much more...
+So much more...\\
-Love to spare...
+Love to spare...\\
-Such a gem!
+Such a gem!\\
-Such a--
+Such a--\\
-Galavant: Stop!
+**Armand:** Stop!
-I was practically abandoned
+She's the worst of all the Cargans\\
-By that smug and selfish jerk
+That smug and selfish jerk\\
-It's like nothing that I did was quite enough
+She treats the traitor church thing like a fad\\
-King Richard: That's rough.
+**Simon:** So sad.
-**Armand:** First, his ego's out of hand
+**Armand:** First, her ego's out of hand\\
-And all he cares about is work
+And her annoying little smirk\\
-And I can't believe he gave you all my stuff!
+And who doesn't know the traitor church is bad!\\
 **Simon:** What? No!
-Kids: He was there!
+She was there!\\
-**Armand:** Never there!
+**Armand:** I don't care!\\
-**Simon:** He was--
+**Simon:** She was--\\
-**Armand:** Never, ever there!
+**Armand:** I really do not care!
-**Simon:** Sweet and kind
+**Simon:** Sweet and kind\\
-**Armand:** Au contraire!
+**Armand:** Au contraire!\\
-**Simon:** He's a saint!
+**Simon:** She's a saint!\\
 **Armand:** Not a prayer!
-Nasty and cold-hearted
+Nasty and cold-hearted\\
 Such a pig, don't get me started
-He's a schmuck!
+She's a schmuck!\\
-He's a schmo!
+She's a schmo!\\
-He's the worst!
+She's the worst!\\
-I should know!
+I should know!\\
-He's my dad!
+She's a traitor!\\
-He's a cad!
+How I hate her!\\
-...
+...\\
-He's right behind me. Isn't he?
+She's right behind me. Isn't she?

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