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 //May contain exaggerations of Simon's backstory//
-**Simon:** I was starving in the poorhouse
+**Simon:** I was a poor starving street urchin\\
-Where they fed us twice a year
+Only eating twice a year\\
-And they tossed me at the door, I asked for more
+And they tossed me out the day I asked for more\\
 **Armand:** Aw.
-And your dad brought me to your house
+And Penny brought me to the church in\\
-And he gave me bread and beer
+And she gave me bread and beer\\
-Also everything you left here in your drawer!
+Also everything you left here in your drawer!\\
 **Armand:** Wait. What?
-**Simon:** He was there!
+**Simon:** He was there!\\
-He was there!
+He was there!\\
-Gave me all your underwear
+Gave me all your underwear\\
-With his sweet, loving care
+With his sweet, loving care\\
-He was there!
+He was there!\\
-**Armand:** Got to be kidding me.
+**Armand:** Got to be kidding me.\\
-**Simon:** I was carried off by slavers
+**Simon:** I was carried off by slavers\\
-Where my parents died of pox
+Where my parents died of pox\\
-And they sold me to be rendered into goo
+And they sold me to be rendered into goo\\
 **Armand:** Ew!
-**Simon:** Then your dad did me two favors
+**Simon:** Then your dad did me two favors\\
-First he cleaned their freaking clocks
+First he cleaned their freaking clocks\\
-Then he gave me all the gear he gave to you!
+Then he gave me all the gear he gave to you!\\
 **Armand:** Hey, that's my favorite hat!
-**Simon:** He was there!
+**Simon:** He was there!\\
-He was there!
+He was there!\\
-Random backflip in the air!
+Random backflip in the air!\\
 Yeah!
-So much more...
+So much more...\\
-Love to spare...
+Love to spare...\\
-Such a gem!
+Such a gem!\\
-Such a--
+Such a--\\
-Galavant: Stop!
+**Armand:** Stop!
-I was practically abandoned
+I was practically abandoned\\
-By that smug and selfish jerk
+By that smug and selfish jerk\\
-It's like nothing that I did was quite enough
+It's like nothing that I did was quite enough\\
 King Richard: That's rough.
-**Armand:** First, his ego's out of hand
+**Armand:** First, his ego's out of hand\\
-And all he cares about is work
+And all he cares about is work\\
-And I can't believe he gave you all my stuff!
+And I can't believe he gave you all my stuff!\\
 **Simon:** What? No!
-Kids: He was there!
+She was there!\\
-**Armand:** Never there!
+**Armand:** Never there!\\
-**Simon:** He was--
+**Simon:** She was--\\
 **Armand:** Never, ever there!
-**Simon:** Sweet and kind
+**Simon:** Sweet and kind\\
-**Armand:** Au contraire!
+**Armand:** Au contraire!\\
-**Simon:** He's a saint!
+**Simon:** She's a saint!\\
 **Armand:** Not a prayer!
-Nasty and cold-hearted
+Nasty and cold-hearted\\
 Such a pig, don't get me started
-He's a schmuck!
+She's a schmuck!\\
-He's a schmo!
+She's a schmo!\\
-He's the worst!
+She's the worst!\\
-I should know!
+I should know!\\
-He's my dad!
+She's a traitor!\\
-He's a cad!
+How I hate her!\\
-...
+...\\
-He's right behind me. Isn't he?
+She's right behind me. Isn't she?

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