(Only very minor editing to the song “You're Welcome” from Disney's Moana. I considered doing this for the Lord of the Rock (coz The Rock) but the Thunderer clearly fits with almost no changes)

I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really The Thunder: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a thunder-god

What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary thunder-guy

Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!

When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That’s The Thunderer just messing around

I killed an seal
I spread out its hide
Created a sea, now there's foam on the tide
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with big T when he's on the break-away

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
The Thunderer does everything but float

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!