I see what's happening here You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange You don't even know how you feel It's adorable! Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin Yes, it's really The Thunder: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod! When you're staring at a thunder-god

What can I say except you're welcome For the tides, the sun, the sky Hey, it's okay, it's okay You're welcome I'm just an ordinary thunder-guy

Hey! What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky When you were waddling yay high This guy!

When the nights got cold Who stole you fire from down below You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I lassoed the sun You're welcome! To stretch the days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze You're welcome! To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome For the islands I pulled from the sea There's no need to pray, it's okay You're welcome! Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me You're welcome! You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it Kid, honestly I can go on and on I can explain every natural phenomenon The tide, the grass, the ground, oh That’s The Thunderer just messing around

I killed an eel I buried its guts Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts What's the lesson What is the take-away Don't mess with big T when he's on the break-away

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome For the wonderful world you know Hey, it's okay, it's okay You're welcome! Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome 'Cause I'm gonna need that boat I'm sailing away, away You're welcome! The Thunderer does everything but float

You're welcome! You're welcome! And thank you!