In the aftermath of An Ecumenical Matter… (to the tune of So They Say - Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)

(featuring Various Unnamed Acrynites, J. Hoskins, X. Sarmandastra, P. Cargan, A. Cargan, E. Anara, F. Graves, B. Banks)

Acrynites:
So they say that Cargan girl’s a priest of the Traitor
That she’s dirtying up the streets (for shame!)

Xavier:
So they say that it’s real love
So romantic (what is love?)

Penny:
So they say that the watch will be coming for us
We must flee by Monday, thanks to him (…thanks to me)

Jimmy:
It’s an awful story
So they say: They’ll make this city decay
Rampant, Traitor, all of them
Let’s just ban the lot (let’s vote: okay!)

Armand:
So they say he saved her life
They say he’s got divine power
But he’s clearly evil
I’ve got a problem with him (Emily: shut up, Armand)

Francesco:
This is so nice
I just might have them all under my thumb
They say then I’ll rule everything
They say Francesco’ll be on top (Armand: IMAGE NOT NEEDED)

Penny:
This is perfect for me
So they say, I guess he’s pretty okay
After weeks of stormy sailing
Can I finally hide away?

Penny / Armand:
There’s no happy ending
So they say, not with him/her anyway
Should I stop pretending

Armand:
Or is this a brand new way?
Penny:
Or take the chance to win Francesco’s way?

Bartholomew:
What’s this here on my porch?
Bags of manure?!